Monday, May 18, 2009


So, for the past couple of weeks Bingham kept begging me to take him to Chili's. I am not that big of a fan, but Brody loves the Southwest Eggrolls and well I guess Bingham was craving it too! So, we decided to go for Family Night.
Anyhoo, to make a long story short, Bingham was horrible, threw everything on the ground, yelled a lot, and wouldn't eat his mini burger. I asked him to take one bite, he did. Then I gave him some of mine. He said it was yucky, and gaged. So, I let him spit it out. Then, I gave him a bite of his burger again, Brody warned me not to, because in our family after a gag, we throw-up... But I did it anyway! BAD MISTAKE!!! And...you guessed it... he THREW UP EVERYWHERE!!!

TWO TIMES!

It was the most mortifying thing EVER! I tried to clean it up the best I could, but they have a policy. They have to do it a certain way, with the bodily fluids pamphlet (that is what it said). Everyone was staring at us, pointing fingers and giving us the evil eye! So, I thanked the "cleaner upper" over and over and tipped him quite handsomely. (maybe to much out of embarrassment) And grabbed Boen and met Brody and the one at the car.

The moral or the story is... we are sticking to take out and home cooking!

6 comments:

Ty and Ber said...

Sounds like quite an adventure, definitely not the most fun of adventures though.

Sammy said...

HA HA HA I am laughing my head off and i'm at work! I had to answer the phone and I could hardly talk!!!! So funny. I just can't get over that BINGHAM kept begging you to take him to Chili's. lol. so funny. why?! I love it. and poor kid, and poor you! oh man. i can't imagine.

Jackie said...

Girl I can totally relate! Havannah is a thrower uper and we've had that incident in 50% of all resturants. People seriously look at you like a criminal or something! Such a not fun thing. He wantd his baby back baby back...UP. :) ok, prob not that funny huh. :)

The Malie's said...

Not fun! Emmy has puked in a restaurant before. You feel like everyone is just staring at you! And you're trying to catch the puke and clean up and it's just not a fun experience!

Luke and Erin said...

That is a great story... in several more years when he is older and you need a good one to share about him in front of his friends ;)
It did made me smile, even though I so feel your pain!

Brooke said...

That is AWFUL!!!!!!! I am so sorry! Take-out is definitely the only way with kids!